Sunday, August 15, 2010

What exactly is a Kardashian?


I see her name all over the Huffington Post sometimes...And she was Reggie Bush's girlfriend or something, I remember that from the playoffs last year...And she's been sniffing around Miles Austin...

But why is she famous? What does she do? I was mystified, 'til I came across this picture...

I get it. She eats small children.

(And apparently she specializes in the annoying ones)...

Have to admit, I had her pegged differently...Just goes to show—what may appear to be a vapid, fame-hungry wart on the ass of popular culture may actually be a heroic human being, performing a socially-necessary function...

To quote Joaquin Andujar—"One word in America says it all: You never know"...

1 comment:

  1. Kardashian became a kind of wet dream "ho of the moment" in the sports world a couple of years back, a kind of Anna Nicole Smith lite...anyhow, here's a link to Stephen Moser's Fashion column in the Austin Chronicle that asked the same question you did...(btw, really enjoying yr blog)
    http://www.austinchronicle.com/gyrobase/Issue/column?oid=oid:1059865

    -george

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